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Rochester Police Log

Wednesday, Dec. 11

10:57 p.m. — On Lafayette Street, a lady guest outstays her welcome. Dispatch can hear her bawling and swearing in the background. The entire company has been on the sauce.

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Rochester Police Log

Tuesday, Dec. 10

6:36 a.m. — A wee dog is darting around Tebbetts Road.

11:09 a.m. — At the station, an Oak Street tenant says that her landlord is posting on Craig’s List that he will pay people $1,000 to beat her up.

5:27 p.m. — An Amazon mate is asked for a date by a lady — when he replies “No,” she comes to the door, barges in, and what’s more, he is slapped ere she leaves the chateau.

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Rochester Police Log

Saturday, Dec. 7

9:04 a.m. — On Hansonville Road a man drives past a place, and sees “Help me!” writ large on a door, and thinking it could be a serious case, he quickly lets police know the score; they notice the window with pumpkins is painted, with scary ghosts flitting between, so either this house with some evil is tainted, or it harks back to last Halloween.

12:38 p.m.— A guest staying with a Walnut Street woman has freaked out, smashed stuff, fired something at the resident and threatened to assault her. 

2:18 p.m. — On Old Dover Road a man reportedly has “50 cats” and burns the dead ones in a pit.

4:28 p.m. — The Forest Park Drive dog has been yapping for over 10 hours today. 

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Rochester Police Log

Thursday, Dec. 5

2:12 p.m. — Two gents have a slug fest on the street called Lafayette, they punch and yell, the neighbors tell, and little peace they get.

2:53 p.m. — A greatly missed black cat in the Lowell Street area has a white spot on its nose, plus a white bib and paws. 

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Rochester Police Log

Monday, Dec. 2 

12:42 a.m. — A lady’s house on Lighthouse Lane is repeatedly egged.

12:35 p.m. — A deer stand overlooks a woman’s home at Profile Apartments. It is suggested that the stand has been used by two men to peep in.

6:02 p.m. — A Cold Spring Circle apartment’s walls are being shaken by a bass — instrument, not fish.

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Rochester Police Log

Tuesday, Nov. 19

2:03 p.m. — Down upon Grenada Lane a home’s doorbell is pressed, the resident won’t answer, for with caution he is blessed, now the stranger’s in the crawl space of a house across the street — installing water meters, says the cop upon the beat.

5:05 p.m. — Someone the worse of booze is taken into protective custody on Signal Street.

7:58 p.m. — In a Portland Street apartment a lady hits a gent. Oh no, retorts the lady, that is not the way it went, ‘twas me got clocked by that there man. The action has abated when police arrive, no charges brought — they’re all intoxicated.

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Rochester Police Log

Monday, Nov. 18

3:25 a.m. — A ladder is thrown off a roof on Summer Street. Other stuff is fired out a window.

4:26 a.m. — People are in a Pinecrest Avenue backyard, using a flashlight.

10:40 p.m. — A shirtless man, covered in tattoos, is punching things and smashing up a car on Charles Street.

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Rochester Police Log

Saturday, Nov. 16

4:28 p.m. — A South Cranberry Lane man says his roommate is drunk and calling him a sex offender which “he is not.” If an officer does not respond “he is going to pound the s**t out of his roommate.” Happily, an officer does respond.

8:41 p.m. — A woman calls from Springfield Court to say a church gave her $1,000 to pay for her and her children to rent a home. She now believes her new landlord “scammed her” because the house is “unlivable” and apparently has no heat or hot water. The landlord told her “she signed a binding legal contract and threatened to throw them out.” A police officer refers her to the civil court system. 

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Rochester Police Log

Wednesday, Nov. 13

7:04 p.m. — A boy, downtown is smashing his grandmother’s dishes.

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